Fucking fuck. Why is life so fucky? Okay I'm being a little dramatic. I'm just frustrated because Melissa is throwing me for a loop. I've been seeing her for a while now, but every time things get heated and I think we're about to do the deed, she has some excuse. What's her deal? And my roommate, I don't get her either. Ever since starting her new IT consulting job she's been acting strange. Well, she's always strange, but I mean she's been acting stranger than usual. It's time to get some answers.